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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by mickaveli2001, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. mickaveli2001

    mickaveli2001 Byte Poster

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice--picnic tables, horseshoe
    courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
    and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
    One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
    over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
    bucket to bring back some fruit.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the women shouted to him, " We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
    naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he
    said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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