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Fancy Dress Party

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the firstguest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green aint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

    He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink".

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"># She replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party".

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?

    Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair
     
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    [​IMG] Nice one Si.
     
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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    very good :biggrin
     
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  4. nugget
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    Callum, take note. :D
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    LOL ! Forgot what a "funny" joke actually was like in this Forum lately ....:wink:






    j/k Cazz :D
     
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  6. cazzam35

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    You guys.......... :dry




    (muttering under breath) lol
     
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