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Election day in Canada

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. tripwire45
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    ...and the jokes are all over the place...and not just the candidates, either. :tongue

    The 3 guys at the beginninng are the leaders of the three top parties

    Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."

    Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

    Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

    The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."

    Happy Voting!!!!!
     
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