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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tinus1959, May 11, 2007.

  1. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

    According to a few jokes I made here, you might think my wife and I must have constant fights. This is in fact not true. We have some rules to stick to and that solves all problems. We have split the tasks evenly. My wife cleans the house and I provided the dirt so she has a reason to clean.
    My wife cooks and I'll eat it.
    I'll bring in the money and my wife gets it out again.
    Even in dissisions we have our own task. All simple dissicins are for my wife, the more complex matter are for me.
    Now you need to know what is simple and what is complex.
    Some examples:
    What for dinner? Simple.
    Are we going out tonight? Simple.
    Do we need a new car? Simple.
    Where do we go on holiday? Simple.
    Are we moving to an other house? Simple.
    Will we stay together or are we going to split up? Simple.
    What are the complex ones? Simple.
    Is Russia allowed to invade in Afganistan? Complex.
    Are we going to Mars or to the moon? Complex.
    What to do about the continents drifting apart? Complex.
    How to stop global warming? Complex.
    You see?:biggrin
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