Dear Tech Support.............

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No doubt most of you will have read something similar but here goes anyway ........

Dear Technical Support,


18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.


To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.


I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.


Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
damage to my hardware.


I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them.


Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have
no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional
problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop
Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93
Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an
irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.


Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.


Help requested please?

 

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lol Good one.

Neall

 

An oldie but a goodie.

 

very good

 

very funny! haha, turbostrop

 

truly cracking - I hadn't seen that one before. G0d, it's so true tho, eh ?

I can't believe some of the stuff I hear in a day ...

 

sure you want your wife 1.5 reading those words jak?

 

Damn - just realised I posted the above in response to the wrong thread