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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
    down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
    applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 but Installed undesirable programs
    such as Test Cricket 5.0 and NRL 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
    runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
    Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
    Regards,
    Desperate

    Dear Desperate:
    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
    1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
    C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
    and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
    If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
    2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
    create Snoring Loudly WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
    Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
    supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
    recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Another program you may consider is
    Wild Passion 2.4, however this has been known to cause a collapse in
    hardware over time.
    Good Luck
     
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  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

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    Absolute quality!

    :D
     
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  3. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    :lol: Nugget does it again. :thumbleft
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    He heads it into the back of the net once more !!! :lovly
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    I've seen this one circle the web a number of times but it's always a classic.
     
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