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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Store employees put up with a lot of shite. When jerks come into their store treating them like crap, there is a lot that goes through an employees mind they just can't just say without loosing their jobs...

    You are obviously smarter than me, so if YOU can't figure it out, what the hell makes you think I can?

    No, sir, I'm not hard-of-hearing, neither am I stupid. You just don't speak good English.

    Do you notice that your bad behaviour is embarrassing your wife?

    Do you want me to go ahead and call the manager, or do you want me to wait till you're REALLY pissed off?

    I can tell you right now I'm not going to give you very good service, because I think you're drunk or possibly on drugs, and frankly, you scare the hell out of me.

    No, sir, I can't do math in my head, but I can spell diarrhea.

    I realize I'm ignoring you, but you're in here every three days with your bratty kid and you never buy anything you don't return.

    Shame on you for using such language in front of your children.

    You've been waiting 30 minutes? Why didn't you use the time to find it yourself?

    If I were as smart as you THINK I should be, I'd be making a lot more money than I am now.

    Don't complain about the f**king line up and then fumble through your purse for 5 minutes when you finally have your order taken.

    Ahhhh thanks for that tip chief...maybe I can make a f**king phone call now!

    No, really, I want you to call me every day to ask what time we close when we are open 24 hours a day.

    Please bring in your f**king dirty cans and bottles that are filled with cigarette butts, piss, cockroaches, ants.... And yes, you do have to put your nasty shite on a box, because ill be dammed if I touch that.

    Oh yes, please let me search out that item that we haven't had for eight years and then bitch to me for a half hour about how we had it yesterday. We didn't...asshole!

    Should I hand you the fries or shove them up your fat ass?

    So you want a combo, but you want onion rings instead of fries, a stake instead of a burger, and you want a can of pop instead of fountain pop.....WELL IT AIN'T A F**KING COMBO NO MORE!!!

    Well now that you've ordered your large popcorn with extra butter and 2 large chocolate bars, I'm sure that the large DIET coke will really do you some good and cancel out the 10,000 calories you are about to eat while you sit on your ass and do sweet f**k all nothing for the next two hours.

    You're an idiot. So are your kids.

    You know I am off work and yet you insist on motioning to me... Well for some reason I have gone blind and can't see you. Dink!

    Maybe you should buy a full length mirror before buying all that junk food.

    What the f**k are you standing around staring at the menu for, jackass?!?!? We've had the same goddamn menu for 25 years. Get the f**king quarter pounder!

    Don't complain about the f**king line up if you have had the past 15 minutes to get your money ready and your only now fumbling through your bottomless purse for money. Get organized you old, useless, inconsiderate, ungrateful, sack of shite.

    We're closed dumb f**k, that's why I didn't take your order when you pulled through my drive thru!

    No I won't make your sandwich without pickles, you can eat what the rest of f**king America likes!

    Will you get out of my store so that I may clean up your f**king mess, so that I can go home?

    I don't mind helping you Sir/Madame, but please go home and take a BATH!!!

    OK dumbass, it was a choice of paper OR plastic. Not a combination thereof, just paper or friggin' plastic. Do you honestly think I care about the arse of your bags ripping?

    No you moron, I don't work here! I'm only here because I like to wear this name tag, sweep floors and hang around 10 to 12 hours a day for the fun of it!

    You don't like the new layout of the store? OK, well f**k off to another supermarket. I don't give a shite.

    The food will never look like it does in the pictures. The food in the picture was plastic.
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  2. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Do I detect a touchy spot here? :D
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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Believe me, most of those thoughts DO go through my head
    when i'm talking to stroppy customers?

    Know what I mean?
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