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Christmas willies!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Leehaa, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad,
    how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers,
    'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's
    breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are
    like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like
    onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many
    types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
    'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie
    is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like
    a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
    Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??'

    'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'
     
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  2. BrotherBill

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    Touche
     
  3. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

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    lmao thats to funny.
     
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  4. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    That's what they are for. I allways wondered...
     
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