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Chavs

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by wizard, Jul 9, 2007.

  1. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

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    Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
    A. Innit.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.

    Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
    whatsoever.

    Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you
    try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.

    Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
    A. They have no real use, but it is great to watch one fall down a
    flight of stairs

    Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman!

    Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
    A. A start.

    Q. Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
    A. Because a Nova has four seats.

    Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    A. Big Mac please.

    Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
    A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
     
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  2. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    I posted these a while back, still good tho:)
     
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  3. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

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    Lol it is still funny.
     
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