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Birds and Bees

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her
    family when her daughter walks in.

    “Mother, where do babies come from?”

    The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,
    “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
    One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

    The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,
    “That means the daddy puts his p***s in the mommy’s v****a.
    That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

    The child seems to comprehend.

    “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into
    your room you had daddy’s p***s in your mouth.

    What do you get when you do that?”




    “anything you want , my dear. anything you want.”
     
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  2. Rosy
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    Finally Cazz - a joke that I found amusing!! :biggrin
     
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  3. cazzam35

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    I'm happy to have finally found something to get through
    that hard exterior front you put up Rosy....

    Made my day, just to make you smile xx :D
     
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  4. nugget
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    They've all been amusing Rosy, you just don't have a sense of humour anymore. Not enough CF.
     
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  5. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Hey Nugget, are you trying to tell me that she USED to have
    a sense of humour? Now thats the best joke i've heard yet mate!!!!

    :duel
     
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