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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Tests revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. Their theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consume. Within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects...

    Gained weight,

    Talked excessively without making sense,

    Became overly emotional,

    Couldn't drive,

    Failed to think rationally,

    Argued over nothing,

    Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    No further testing was considered necessary !!!!!
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Seems true to me, and they've obviously done extensive research.... im going to cut down :)


    Lol.. :)
     
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  3. WMSheep

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    Ooh, very scary!!
     
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  4. grim

    grim Gigabyte Poster

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    the man boobs is the worse part...

    grim
     
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  5. greenbrucelee
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    Beer is good :)

    I am of to buy my regular weekend box of 20 stellas shortly. :)
     
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  6. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    Good one. I wonder if I can show this to my wife.
     
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  7. asje1

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    amen to that
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Sent to wife :biggrin
     
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  9. greenbrucelee
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    as soon as I get home the box of stella is going in the fridge so when I get home tommorow after work it'll be BEER TIME :p
     
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  10. grim

    grim Gigabyte Poster

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    booze britain :rocks

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  11. greenbrucelee
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    Its the law :p
     
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  12. grim

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    i've not drunk in 3 weeks now, out tonight though :)

    grim
     
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