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Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Fergal1982, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    Gentlemen, I need a backronym for T.W.A.T.S.

    Just to let you know it is for troublesome IT callers, so we can identify them :D , so it needs to be Helpdesk or IT related.
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    You've probably just offended all of our female members. Couldn't you just to with eye-dee-ten-T (ID10T)? :tongue
     
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  3. Phoenix
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    we prefur UTS error
    or User too stupid

    then we make some joke about replacing the flux capacitor on thier central mainframe unit for them
    they feel confident in our abilities :)
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    My standard line: "It would appear to me, sir, that the problem in this instance is located between the seat and the screen"

    Will think of something for your request above tho :biggrin
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    T.W.A.T.S. = Technically Worthless Azzh*le That's Stupid?

    Nah...that's lame...but at least I was the first one to think of something. :tongue
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Techs Witnessing All Time Stupidity ?
     
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  7. drum_dude

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    Tits Without Any Technical Skills


    I Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    Shouldn't that be Twits Without Any Technical Skills? I think I like this submission the best so far. :biggrin
     
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  9. drum_dude

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    Yes I think Twits is far more effective! Nice one trip...
     
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  10. Jakamoko
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    I think he knows what he meant, Trip ! :biggrin
     
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  11. tripwire45
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    Not that I'm opposed to Tits. I rather like them as a matter of... :oops:

    Well...enough of that. :tongue
     
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  12. Jakamoko
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    Perhaps you're missing another of the finer nuances of the English language here, Trip - try your urban slang dictionary for more info :oops:


    DEFINITION
     
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  13. drum_dude

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    (adj) An extremely stupid person
    LOL!!! Best definition I've seen...well apart from the obvious one of course! :oops:
     
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  14. tripwire45
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    Just call me "obvious" I guess. :rolleyes
     
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  15. Dream_In_Infrared

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    Techs With Attitude That Suck?!

    :shrugs:
     
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  16. Fergal1982

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    you obviously havent worked in service desk dream!

    and it only sucks if you directly vent on them.
     
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  17. AJ

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    You could always try PILLOCK. It seems to fit the description if not the letters
     
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  18. Missy

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    You dont work for Tesco Tech Team by any chance you lot :-)))
    Missy
     
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  19. Jakamoko
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    Tech support is the same wherever you work - OMG, you face some crackers !!!!! :blink
     
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