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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kat731, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. kat731
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    kat731 Megabyte Poster

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    Cant remember if i posted this already,dont think so, cant find it... So:
    Kat:biggrin
    WARNING - B&Q SCAM - BE CAREFUL
    A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular B&Q customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another B&Q. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet!
    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
    So be careful.
     
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  2. Fergal1982

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    i cant drive but im seriously considering carjacking.
     
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  3. kat731
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    kat731 Megabyte Poster

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    Ferg, im going B&Q at the weekend, dont worry i''l pick u up!!!! :eek:

    Kat
     
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  4. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Of course, with the description of what goes on, another word for what this chap could be doing is kerb-crawling :rolleyes:
     
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  5. kat731
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    kat731 Megabyte Poster

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    A, maybe hes doing up his house????????? Lol..

    K
     
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  6. Headache

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    Can anyone tell me where this B & Q is ? I need to go there.
     
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  7. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    Maybe those girls just like play with his tools :oops: :twisted:
     
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  8. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, good stuff. :)
     
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  9. Bluerinse
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    Heard this before but it is still worryingly funny :twisted:
     
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  10. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    LOL:clap
     
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  11. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Now I know why I can never get anywhere near the B&Q by me!
     
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