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A girl came skipping home

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 8, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she

    yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to

    four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"



    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.



    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

    She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids

    Could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"



    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."



    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"

    She yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the

    Other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top

    To reveal a pair of 36Cs.



    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No Honey, it's because you're 24." :eek:
     
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  2. Nelix
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    Excellent :D
     
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  3. AJ

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    Nice one nugget

    Cue Greebo :eek:
     
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  4. nugget
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    Is Greebo blonde??[​IMG]
     
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