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5 most important questions in the world

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    5 most important questions in the world:

    This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5 most
    important questions in the world:

    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here".

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

    Now, you know everything you need to know!
     
    Certifications: A+, MCP, MCDST, AutoCAD
    WIP: Rennovating my house
  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    ill be stealing some of those! :biggrin
     
    Certifications: B.Sc, MCDST & MCSA
    WIP: M.Sc - Computer Forensics
  3. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    So will I :biggrin
     
    Certifications: C&G Electronics - MCSA (W2K) MCSE (W2K)

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