You surely must be in heaven

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the after-life. Their biggest fear was that there was no
after-life.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact:

"Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly,
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I'm a rabbit in Suffolk

 

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ROTFL.

Nice one Mitzs.