Xmas wish list

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If you could have one thing for xmas what would it be :?: :?:

 

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A holiday - somewhere sunny with a great beach and a slight breese

 

Nothing much, just a machine with a keyboard where you can tap in what you want, and it would come true. No questions asked.


lolololololol

 

Shalom (it doesn't quite translate into the word "Peace").

 

Subaru Impreza WRX. Bottle green, silver alloys, small spoiler.

Do we having a "drooling madly" smiley ?

 

Shalom and a Scoobydoo Impreza WRX (Blue with gold alloys and a small spoiler) or am I just being greedy?

 

A Genie who can't count

 

Eeow, like, that is just sooo Estate Agent I can forgive you solely on the grounds that you agree about the small spoiler. Man, those Pram-Handlers are THE lowest of the low

 

Presumably you would ask for a bank loan as well to run a Scooby then Gav?

 

No probs, Dave - as this is solely a "wish list", I might as well ask for a Chauffeur too, so's I can sit in the passenger seat, necking Stella till the cows come home

Cherry Mirstmas too you all 2

 

As the genie who can count would say: "What part of **one thing** don't you understand?"

 

I knew the greedy ones would miss that part.

 

Thats why I asked for a machine. One thing. Beauty is you can use it again and again and again.

And Gav, if you're gonna be chauffeurred around you might as well have a Merc Maybach. Scoobys are for drivin' ;-)

 

Fair point, well made, Dude.

OK, gimme the keys

(And, hey - you asked for a machine and a keyboard ?!?)

Can I get "Shalom" as the plate ?

 

No, I said a machine WITH a keyboard - you wouldn't have a car without a steering wheel?

 

Sorry, I obviously missed the announcement of the "Who can be the MOST pedantic in one Thread" Awards tonight !!!

 

From the mouths of babes.....

Steady on Gav, that toy you threw at me really hurt!

 

Sorry mate, was it the one you launched from your own pram ???

This could drag on, or I could just take my Scooby, and shut it !

<Sounds of Gav "shutting it !!!>

 

*tapping sounds on his new keyboard integrated machine*

Ahh it works!!!!

Just kidding Gav, and I was settling in for the 7th innings too - knew you were game for a laugh.

 

*keys in ignition, ready for take off ....*

LOL !!! Reckoned we were in for extra time right enough.

Right, I need to go break some speed limits (and noise limits, too)

And then we wake up, and it's socks from Granny again ...........


Merry Christmas, you Guys