Would you belive it?

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Asda with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance area.

The Asda Greeter says, "Good morning madam, and welcome to Asda ....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell, of course they are not. The oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you've been shagged twice!"

 

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Spot on

 

LOL good one

 

yeah very good! LMAO

 

Good One

 

Got ASDA shoppers off to a T mate.

See them every week when I'm in there...

 

I've only shopped in Asda a couple of times, ever since the first time I've called it Chavsda. No offence to anyone who does actually shop there by the way, it's probably just my local branch.

 

I can only assume that she has been shagged by an ugly geezer....