Worst joke of all time?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rostros22, Oct 19, 2005.

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  1. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

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    What's blue and fluffy ??












    Pink fluff holding it's breath !!! :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Right - those last two were fecking abysmal, AJ !!! You are seriously under a warning here. :x

    Now I can't get my bloody shoelaces undone .........S-I-M-O-N :cry:
     
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  3. hkymre

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    What would do say if he lost his legs is the accident?



    Still no idea.
     
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  4. AJ

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    Well there's alway the oldy

    What's brown and sticky









    A stick
     
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  5. AJ

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    What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball ???










    Juan on Juan
     
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  6. JonnyMX

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    What goes black-white-black-white-balck-white?









    A nun falling down the stairs.
     
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  7. JonnyMX

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    What's hairy and dangerous?






    Careful with this one...





    A monkey with a machine gun.
     
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  8. JonnyMX

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    What's pink and hairy and hangs out your pyjama bottoms?











    Your mum.
     
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  9. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    I go to my girlfriends for the night and this is what happens!

    Best start untying the other lace! :blink
     
  10. Arroryn

    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed Moderator

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    My internet is down at home. So I come to work to read something, to cheer me up and start the day well.


    I think I've lost the will to live.
     
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  11. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    You don't happen to have any wood, nails, rope and a hammer do you?

    I'll let you go after me!

    :ohmy :blink
     
  12. Arroryn

    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed Moderator

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    Sorry, I only have a gun and a bullet. If we put our heads together, it may just work.
     
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  13. Rostros22

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    I do apologise for this :oops:

    You can use that gun on me if you want!

    :snipersmi
     
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  14. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    I don't care how many people want that bullet, I want my head nearest the gun! :blink
     
  15. moominboy

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    ahh! the proverbial can of worms, Pandoras box?

    can't believe rostros is apologising for it, this is one awesome thread.

    btw, im giving you a break till i can phone my dad, he knows more bad jokes than anyone i know, and thats only cos i don't really know aj! :tongue
     
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  16. moominboy

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    been inspired by simongrahamuk's thread of being on holiday for a week.


    2 cows in a field, which one is on holiday?




    the one with the wee calf!


    10 cows in a field, which one is closer to iraq?





    coo-eight!


    BADOOM-CHISH!
     
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  17. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Noooooo! Now I'm influencing the bad jokes! :ohmy

    Monday can't come soon enough to escape you guys! :biggrin
     
  18. Jakamoko
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    If you look just outside, Simon, you should see a few of the first 25 coaches chartered by CertForums, bound for Centreparc's just outside the lake district - WE'RE COMIN' WITH YA DUDE !!!!!!:biggrin :alc :biggrin :morebeer :biggrin
     
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  19. Aureilius

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    What do you call two mexican firemen?








    Hose' & hose B.


    What do call a cow with no legs?





    Ground beef.
     
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  20. AJ

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    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ???





    Cool, can I come?? :biggrin
     
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