Worst joke of all time?

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what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?












eileen

 

I'm untying my shoes..............

 

Hear about the pygmy that married the giraffe ?




















His mates put him up to it !

 

Taking the laces out of the shoes...............

 

I'm Gona do it!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man walks into a bar carrying a set of jump-leads. Bouncer says ...

















..I hope you won't be starting anything !

 

My shoelace snapped!

 

2 bits of concrete are having a beer when one notices another piece of concrete staring at him.

he says to his mate "im gonna have him"

his mate turns round, sees who it is and says


"i wouldn't if i were you mate, he's a cycle-path!"




Why did Garry Kasparov marry a woman from Prague?
He was looking for a Czech mate.


and i have to say that ryan was the reason i got the penguin, little bit of back-up against the shotgun....!

 

Wanted: Thick rope, wood, about 10', Nails and hammer!

 

All right. I'll play. I haven't had the stomach to read all of three pages so I hope this one wasn't already posted.

A rope goes into a bar. The bartender immediately notices him and says "Hey! We don't serve ropes in here!" The rope skulks out.

He enters another bar with the same result and another bar after that. No one wants to serve him a drink because he's a rope. Finally, he gets an idea.

He goes into an alley, falls to the ground and starts wiggling in the mud, scraping himself against rocks and tying himself up. When he's a total mess, he gets up and goes into the last bar he tried.

He's standing at the bar waiting to be served when the bartender says, "Aren't you that rope I threw out of here half an hour ago?"

The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot".

:running for cover, now:

 

momma buffalo takes her kid to school, after dropping him off she says,





"Bison"

 

What would you say to Rudolph if he was blinded in a tragic sleigh pulling accident?











No idea.

Geddit? A festive one for the kiddies there.