What do you call a Chav...

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1. What do you call a chav in a box? innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire? Blazin'

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's
great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should
you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick
and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you
lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint go-faster
stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The
police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac
please.

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please
stand

15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova
seats 5

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One,
they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just
forgot to lose the Nova's window in the car wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a
random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

24. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society.