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Surely a man of the cloth would be best to lead us in this darkest hour? Father, my vote goes with you!



"All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
Father Jim will smite them all!"

 

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When a crow flies at night, which way does the wind blow?

 

It blow up ya smock i nose dat!

 

We have a first nomination - do we have a second?

 

Well, as much as the so-called Reverend is just another peddlar of superstition, he is at least semi-literate, so he gets my vote too. But of course if were really going for a cool, analytical, reasoned mind...

 

Oi be voten fer Blacksmith Greg. 'e as da muscles to protect the innocent frm any truble. And ee scares the willes outta me sum toimes.

 

Meat, Meat, get your fresh meat here.

Meat of all flavors, big pieces and small ones too, basically meat!!

 

Woodcutter Giddy has been out in the woods all day chopping more than wood I suspect, not saying anything mind just he seems to be off my meat, has not been around my place for a while, and I have nice side of meat just fresh in!!

 

So, two votes for Father Jim and one vote for Blacksmith Greg. What say the other 13 of you?

 

You mean you got no ale? I've only just arrived back too. I could drink a dog's bowl dry, I'm that thirsty.

Been cutting them trees all blessed day. Lost track of time. Afore I knew it, the darkness had closed in. Heard a scream... ran as fast as my legs would carry me. Not stopping out there tonight.

Barkeep, I'll have one of your best mats please. I'll stop here the night, if you please.

I'll not be setting foot outside before the crack of dawn tomorrow.

 

Allelujah to that Father.

By the way, where you been all day? I didn't hear the bells toll for midday Mass. All OK is it, Father?

 

It's the meat that's off, if truth be told

Ah, Joe. I've no idea what you mean. You best be careful if you do accuse me of anything untoward. I know things that could make life very uncomfortable for you.

'sides, where would you get a nice side of fresh meat now?

 

Only one with will of iron,
a heart so true, could save the vill and all of you.
His name you know,
of that I'm sure.
He is your friendly woodcutter.

 

... then Woodcutter Giddy trips from your tongue. Oh, how I agree...

 

The vill is quiet tonight... too quiet. And that minstrel has gone a wandering once again. I trust him not, him and that Butcher. And where did that fresh meat come from? Slaughter don't happen for another 3 weeks yet.

I'd best get some rest... I'm sure Barkeep won't want paying for one of these flea bitten mattresses... ouch! Bloody pests.

 

A pox on you - all of you. If there's any truth to this talk of shape-shifters, I'll surely be the first one to get munched since you make me sleep outside in doorways every night.

 

VOTES FOR SHERIFF
Father Jim: 2
Blacksmith Greg: 1
Woodcutter Giddy: 1
(25% of votes in - 12 Villagers not yet voted)

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