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  1. twizzle

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    Why? You planin on eatin me? See i told yas all ee be a werewolf. Moi name is Twizzle Watt and oi'm no stoopid i keeps tellin ya. They dont call me "Forty" fer nutin ya nose!
     
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  2. twizzle

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    OI'm gerrin worried nase, there be few vilagers left an oi be havin no idea ow many beasties there be. An oi can only count ta 4 avin two o each hands an feet.

    Oi'm loike teh blacksmith, ee shoes orse's an oi shooes pigeons!
     
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  3. nugget
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    Oh, the injustice of it all. Goodbye my love. :angel
     
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  4. zebulebu

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    DAMN!

    Too late!
     
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  5. BosonMichael
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    Well, I will let Jonny also make his case, but you'll soon find out about his relationship with the Undertaker... and how he cannot live without him.

    5 Villagers remain:
    Sheriff/Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Twizzle the Village Idiot (twizzle)
    Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
    Col the Village Scribe (Col)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)

    Lynched:
    Estate Agent Eric (ericrollo)
    Arro the Mysterious Traveler (Arroryn)
    "Meaty Joe" the Butcher (cisco lab rat)
    Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)
    Maria the Fisherwoman/Hunter (MLP)


    Killed by Werewolves:
    Daz the Cobbler (dazza786)
    Woodcutter Giddy (GiddyG)
    Father Jim (jk2447)
    Grooby the Barkeep (AJ)


    Killed by Hunter Maria:
    Undertaker Igor (nugget)


    Killed by Lovers' Pact Suicide:
    "Honest Jonny" the Used Cart Salesman (JonnyMX)


    Night has fallen, and Villagers are dropping like flies. Yet there are still one or more Werewolves howling about.

    The Witch has not healed or poisoned anyone yet.

    Werewolves: Need your next victim.
     
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  6. twizzle

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    OI'm very worried now as those doggies seems closer tonoight dan evr fore. An if there be 4 wofies left den oi be de only villger left, means oi'm dinner fer sure. Best oi go run an oide. Oi'll oide in da catnip, doggies stay away frm dat don dey?
     
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  7. cisco lab rat

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    That reads wrong in so many ways!!, (Oh sorry, Wooooo, Wooooo, I am the meaty ghost!! Woooooo)
     
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  8. BosonMichael
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    If Werewolves >= Villagers, the Werewolves win. So there are either 1 or 2 Werewolves left. If there were 3, the game would be over. :)
     
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  9. BosonMichael
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    Maybe they were just very close "business partners". :tune:p
     
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  10. twizzle

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    Oi'm da Village eejit don fer git, oi as trouble countin buv fer. Mathimatiacs wuz never me best subjec, an dat wuz wen i wuz in school. More ofen oi'd be int village pond goin fer a paddle and playin wee da duckies.
     
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  11. JonnyMX

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    Kismet, Igor.
    We came so close.

    XXX

    :oops:
     
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  12. JonnyMX

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    Carts now on special offer, must end TODAY!
    All stock to clear!

    Cough.

    :brancard
     
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    PMSL. Just about spat my coke all over the monitor when I saw that. :clap
     
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  14. BosonMichael
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    I must say... that was an absolutely classic chain reaction. :thumbleft Igor casts the deciding vote to kill Maria, who kills Igor, which kills Jonny. Only way that could have been better was for the Witch to be involved. :D
     
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  15. GSteer

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    Be jeeezus. Firstly Farther Jim, then the undertakerth. Now the mantle is upon my shoulders. Well let it not be said that I dint bear the burden as best I can, I'll meet our threat with steel n sinew so I will. Bring the wolves 'eads to me lads n lasses, we'll roast em in the forge and use the burnin' fat to craft our weapons against their evil.

    What with ole AJ meeting 'is untimely end I've gone appropriated the remainin' stocks o' beer and such, they're stacked safely inside the smithy and I'd invite yeah remaining to come visit and take protection behind the iron racks. There's plenty o' space, tis nice and warm. Even you out there farmer Ludd, get yerself in to town, tis not safe out there I fear, ya can always breed more pigs!

    I'm setting in for the night, so join me if ya wants.
     
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  16. twizzle

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    It be quiet ere dis marnin'. Those wolfies baint be makin much noise. Oi been sleepin at farmer Ludds, in is ay barn agin. Oi wanted to see a horse fly. But all there was were blue bottles from da tavern! Wonder who's next to be eatne or lynched. Oi's opes its no me. I still reckon it be the Blacksmith who may be a hairy doggie, oi means, ave ya noticed is long hair, and teeth?
     
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  17. BosonMichael
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    Well, we all will know one fact in short order:

    ...you, Twizzle, are not a Werewolf. If you were, you wouldn't be their next meal. :twisted:

    4 Villagers remain:
    Sheriff/Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
    Col the Village Scribe (Col)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)

    Lynched:
    Estate Agent Eric (ericrollo)
    Arro the Mysterious Traveler (Arroryn)
    "Meaty Joe" the Butcher (cisco lab rat)
    Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)
    Maria the Fisherwoman/Hunter (MLP)


    Killed by Werewolves:
    Daz the Cobbler (dazza786)
    Woodcutter Giddy (GiddyG)
    Father Jim (jk2447)
    Grooby the Barkeep (AJ)
    Twizzle the Village Idiot (twizzle)


    Killed by Hunter Maria:
    Undertaker Igor (nugget)


    Killed by Lovers' Pact Suicide:
    "Honest Jonny" the Used Cart Salesman (JonnyMX)


    No activity yet by the Witch.
     
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  18. BosonMichael
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    Another fact we will all soon know is this: if there were two Werewolves remaining, the game would now be over, with two Werewolves and two Villagers. But... the game continues. :hhhmmm

    Who could it be? The strong sheriff smith? The hard-working farmer? The innocuous-looking scribe? The inebriated sot?

    6TH LYNCHING

    VOTES TO LYNCH:
    Farmer Ludd - 3 (by Col, Greg x2)
    Col the Scribe - 1 (by Mac)

    1 Villager did not vote:
    Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
     
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  19. Josiahb

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    An interesting finish, particularly as the witch is still yet to act...
     
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  20. BosonMichael
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    I have a feeling you're ready for Game 2. ;) Thanks, Josiah. :)
     
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