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  1. BosonMichael
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    Werewolves: be considering/discussing your next victim.

    Seer and Witch: please submit any conditional orders for your "overnight activities".
     
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  2. nugget
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    Alath our good therriff hath fallen foul of the cowardly beathtth. Oh woe ith me that he gave me thith burden of therriff. I'm not one made for thuch a high fallutin' job thuch ath thith. Can you see me thpeaking in public, with my thpeech impediment and all. I mean you try thaying "thwee wed woses" in public and see how they laugh at you.

    Tho, it hath fallen to me. We mutht take up armth and kill the foul beatht that mathqueradeth ath Cumberland the minthtrel. Let uth fight the good fight.:twisted: Follow me ladth and we'll be rid of the beatht by morning. Then it'th off to grooby'th for a nightcap.
     
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  3. Luddym

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    That Maria a'st be lynched, What's this bout' those wolvsies?

    Som'ing unnatural 'bowt a ladee selling fishes 'oi say!
     
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    Maybe it was something he sang? :blink

    Have you one final verse to share, Minstrel?

    4TH LYNCHING: Cumber the Minstrel

    VOTES TO LYNCH:
    Cumber the Minstrel - 6 (by Col, Jonny, Mac, Grooby, Igor x2)
    Maria the Fisherworman - 2 (by Greg, Ludd)
    Sheriff/Undertaker Igor - 1 (by Twizzle)

    2 Villagers did not vote:
    Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)
    Maria the Fisherwoman (MLP)

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    9 Villagers remain:
    Sheriff/Undertaker Igor (nugget)
    Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Twizzle the Village Idiot (twizzle)
    Maria the Fisherwoman (MLP)
    "Honest Jonny" the Used Cart Salesman (JonnyMX)
    Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
    Col the Village Scribe (Col)
    Grooby the Barkeep (AJ)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)

    Lynched:
    Estate Agent Eric (ericrollo)
    Arro the Mysterious Traveler (Arroryn)
    "Meaty Joe" the Butcher (cisco lab rat)
    Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)


    Killed by Werewolves:
    Daz the Cobbler (dazza786)
    Woodcutter Giddy (GiddyG)
    Father Jim (jk2447)


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    Night has fallen. Fortunately, you still outnumber the Werewolves. Unfortunately, you still hear howling during the wee hours. There's still one or more of them lurking among you.

    The Hunter and Lovers, if they exist, have not yet been found. Neither the Seer nor the Witch has made themselves known.

    Werewolves: Need your next victim.

    I have conditional orders from the Seer and Witch.
     
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    Dawn has broken, and it seems that the village has grown quieter the past couple days. When the Villagers assemble, you notice that the front door to the bar is open. Seems like Grooby had at least one visitor last night, and it wasn't Mac...

    8 Villagers remain:
    Sheriff/Undertaker Igor (nugget)
    Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Twizzle the Village Idiot (twizzle)
    Maria the Fisherwoman (MLP)
    "Honest Jonny" the Used Cart Salesman (JonnyMX)
    Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
    Col the Village Scribe (Col)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)

    Lynched:
    Estate Agent Eric (ericrollo)
    Arro the Mysterious Traveler (Arroryn)
    "Meaty Joe" the Butcher (cisco lab rat)
    Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)


    Killed by Werewolves:
    Daz the Cobbler (dazza786)
    Woodcutter Giddy (GiddyG)
    Father Jim (jk2447)
    Grooby the Barkeep (AJ)


    The Witch has not healed or poisoned anyone yet.
     
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    Four are hanged, four are eaten,
    but the Villagers remain unbeaten.
    All are sad that Grooby's departed...
    ...but the ale's now free, so let's get started! :alc:beers2:berrr

    5TH LYNCHING

    VOTES TO LYNCH:
    Maria the Fisherwoman - 5 (by Col, Jonny, Ludd, Igor x2)
    Undertaker Igor - 2 (by Twizzle, Maria)

    2 Villagers not yet voted:
    Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)
     
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  7. AJ

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    Goodbye my dear friends. Where will you all go now for refreshments and entertainment. I fear Mrs Grooby will sell up shop and depart this god forsaken village before night sets in.

    Fare thee well to you all and remember me.
     
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  8. Col

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    It is clear that we are still not rid of this murderous menace - regardless of its provenance. The process of elimination dictates that the culprit is surely Maria the Fisherwoman...
     
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  9. JonnyMX

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    Oi said roit from the staaart that the fisherwoman were a bit fishy.
    But I'm starting to think there may be more to our village idiot than meets the eye.

    Hmm, undecided.

    Oi'm assumin' that we 'aven't found the witch yet, or they'd have healed themselves...
     
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    Amazingly, none of the special roles have revealed themselves in any way.
     
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  11. twizzle

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    You be acussin' me o being a beast? only thing monster bout me is me breath and me socks. But thats what ya get being corn fed all day.
    I still says its dat Bloke oo buries da dead. Oi avent seen him bury anyone latley, but tehre were bones sticking out of 'is cart tuther day. Moi vate gers fer Igor Undertkrs
     
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    Maybe 'ee is too daaaft.
    Put moi down for the fisherwoman then (if you knows what oi means :oops:).
     
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    It's that Maria, the fisherwoman 'oi say!

    I'm worried 'bout me pigs, if this 'ere wovlie t'int found soon, I'll lose me livlyhood!
     
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    My vote goes for Igor the Undertaker. I think he's been using this beast thing to drum up a bit of business for himself, by killing off our innocent villagers. Never trust an Igor!
     
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    Thank you for the vote of confidence you have in me, your therriff. I on the other hand think that some of you are right in thinking that The Fisherwoman is really a werewolf. Thtring her up.
     
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    Well, it looks like Maria's going to be lynched... but before she is, I think she's got something to say first... :twisted:

    Ooooooh, things are about to get reeeeeeeal interesting. :p

    5TH LYNCHING

    VOTES TO LYNCH:
    Maria the Fisherwoman - 5 (by Col, Jonny, Ludd, Igor x2)
    Undertaker Igor - 2 (by Twizzle, Maria)

    2 Villagers did not vote:
    Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
    Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)
     
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  17. MLP

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    You have all made a mistake - I'm no werewolf, and I'm not going down without a fight - I'm taking one of you down with me :twisted:

    Good bye :angel
     
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    Oi be thunkin she a witch! best you all be ware she strike you frm yon grave. I always loiked the ol fisher woman moi sen. Always 'ad a kipper fer me. and i loiked er boats, bobin up n down, up n down. Oo er oi feels sick now.
     
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    I think I thall thtart digging your grave right now my friend.:cry:
     
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    Well, since she didn't post her action, I'll act on the message I received via PM. :twisted:

    Maria, upset that you Villagers would accuse her of being a Werewolf, takes her fishing pole and plunges it into the Sheriff's belly!

    Ah, you didn't expect that she was the Hunter, did you? Igor won't be digging any more graves, it seems.

    In the Gravedigger Theriff's - er, Sheriff's - dying breath, he bestows his title on Blacksmith Greg.

    But... we're not done yet... there is a Villager who is very close to ye old Undertaker... Jonny, care to say anything?

    :biggrin
     
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