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If enough people enjoy this game, I would guess there will be another game to follow. ;)

 

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I was obviously getting too close to the truth for comfort, methinks... as my spirit rises to the clouds, I will say 'adieu, mes amis'.

 

J'arrive mon vieux, J'arrive!!! je crois que je serai prochain!!!

 

fleisch!!!!

 

Oi'm not quoit sure 'ow oim profitin' from any of this.

Me cart sales are down and for some reason there seems to be a reluctance to take up aaarms and foit the good foit. Oi dunno how the woodcutter used to see me as competition, someone who cuts down trees comparing themselves to an entrepreneur in the used cart trade? That would be loik the fisherwoman comparin' herself to Rick Stone, purveyor of the fish 'n' chip emporium.

And personally, with aaall these bodies pillin' up, I for one am grateful for the soivices of the gravedigger.

So oi'm not really followin' that chain o' logic.

 

Listen up wolfie chops, if you, the copper and digger stopped your nocturnal munching on the innocents the bodies would stop piling up!!

Lynch the three of them, I'll supply the pies!!

 

Oi reckon the wolves are keepin' very quoit so as not to attract attention to 'emselves.

Now, that wouldn't be me.

And they don't caaall me 'Honest Jonny' for nowt, you know.

 

Oi'm castin moi vote fer the Butcher, I told ee, dat 'ee was lookin at me funny tuther day. And to top it all 'ees now speaking words in tongues! Can't trust a man who loikes so much blood an' meat but no any corn!

 

I'm voting for the Joe the Butcher. He's had a new lot of funny looking meat in, and Fish is better for you anyway.

 

Profit? Me? Pleathe, tell me how I profit. If I wath a werewolf ath the good butcher thays I am, how would I profit from killing and eating my thupplier? The uthed cartman altho needth the wood that the woodcutter thupplied.

Blame the butcher when the bodieth pile up and thereth no-one to dig the graveth. Thee how many werewolveth come around then. I vote that we thtring the real butcher aka werewolf up.

 

It seems that the vote is quickly nearing a conclusion. Fire up the grill, Martha... unless something changes, it looks like we're gonna have steak tonight!

Werewolves, if any of you remain, please submit your next choice of victim.
The Seer and Witch have already given me conditional night orders.

 

For what it's worth, I wish to see the butcher hanging by the neck tonight - if only so I don't end up in one of them suspicious lookin' pies...

I heard fearful sounds last night - would any of you kind souls offer a bed to a harmless drunkard this evening? It doesn't have to be fancy - a bale of straw will do... just so long as I don't have to hear... those sounds again...

I've even washed my clothes in the stream...

 

Hey, who knows which cut of meat is the best?

3RD LYNCHING: "Meaty Joe" the Meaty Butcher of Meat (with a side of MEAT!)

VOTES TO LYNCH:
"Meaty Joe" the Butcher - 7 (by Jim x2, Jonny, Twizzle, Nugget, Maria, Mac)
Undertaker Igor - 2 (by Meaty Joe, Grooby)
Cumber the Minstrel - 1 (by Col)

3 Villagers did not vote:
Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)
Farmer Ludd (Luddym)

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11 Villagers remain:
Sheriff/Father Jim (jk2447)
Undertaker Igor (nugget)
Blacksmith Greg (GSteer)
Twizzle the Village Idiot (twizzle)
Cumber the Minstrel (Cumberdale)
Maria the Fisherwoman (MLP)
"Honest Jonny" the Used Cart Salesman (JonnyMX)
Farmer Ludd (Luddym)
Col the Village Scribe (Col)
Grooby the Barkeep (AJ)
Mac the Town Drunk (zebulebu)

Lynched:
Estate Agent Eric (ericrollo)
Arro the Mysterious Traveler (Arroryn)
"Meaty Joe" the Butcher (cisco lab rat)

Killed by Werewolves:
Daz the Cobbler (dazza786)
Woodcutter Giddy (GiddyG)

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Night has fallen. Fortunately, you still outnumber the Werewolves. Unfortunately, you still hear howling in the distance.

Werewolves: Need your next victim.

 

Yeah I have some last words for the wolves "Eat Me!", also make sure I am well hung!!

 

He's such a ham.

I can't believe so many of you Villagers had a beef with him!

 

Come on now mod, there's far too much at steak for punnery. Time for the chop, methinks