Vampire grooming

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  1. noelg24

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    Nah it should be Batman vs Superman...lol...
     
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    Wolverine vs SuperMan
     
  3. JonnyMX

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    Otter vs Badger?

    Far out!
    Why not Terminator vs Cheesecake?
     
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    You confuse "Not Dead" with "Undead". :twisted:
     
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  5. JonnyMX

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    So what does 'un' mean?

    Untidy
    Unsophisticated
    Untaxed
    Unmentionable
    Uninhabitable

    Surely it just means 'not'.
     
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  6. stumpy

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    Right here goes...Superman would knack Batman no worries and i think Spidey would aswell.Terminator vs Cheesecake well that depends on different things but i think the cheesecake would stand a good chance.All it has to do is somehow cut Terminators arms off maybe with big bolt cutters then throw half of itself in the big friggers eyes so hes blinded then stove his head in with a breezeblock or sledgehammer if its got the energy.Or if theres a big pit of lava kicking about just push him in.Sorted!!! Another thing about vampires is what if their watch/alarm clock is knackered and they get up for a p*ss in the middle of the day/night and trip over the curtains and lets the light in?? ooopsi daisy for Captain vampire!! Im sure its happened to 1 or 2 in the past.

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  7. BosonMichael
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    Well, if you take it to mean "not dead", you cannot assume it means alive... vampires are "not alive" either. They're in-between. Undead.

    Actually, we thought about calling ourselves Unalive, but that just didn't sound as cool. 8)
     
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    Hmm.
    Maybe we should make it more precise.
    How about pre-dead? Faux-dead? Semi-dead? post-alive? Between roles (like a resting actor)?
     
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  10. stumpy

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    Good pic of the man with 3 nips!.Hes English though didnt think we had vampires over here and i thought Dracula was from Transylvania so maybe the legend is wrong.I reckon Dracula was really an English bloke who just had a false passport or maybe a fake *prove it* card.So Bram Stoker if youre reading get your facts straight fella!!.And yes i know he is dead (i think) but he might be 1 of the *un*dead.Finally when they say people walk the Earth in limbo does this mean they hold a stick above them and bend over backwards trying to get under it?Its just a thought.

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  11. BosonMichael
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    Perhaps you should ask *them* what they'd like to be called. 8)

    They call you "dinner". :twisted:
     
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  12. JonnyMX

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    Peudo-dead?

    Quorn?
     
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