Vacuum Sales

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Aplologies for the bad language but i dont think it would be the same without, i have edited the words!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.


"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."


"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.


"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."


"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite
because the electricity was cut off this morning".

 

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superb mate!

 

Classic. You really are on a role.