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Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by westernkings, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. twizzle

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    Now why did i read that as lacoste shorts, liverpool top and STOCKINGS????? You scouser can keep what ya wearing in teh bedroom a secret! I dont wish to know!

    I dont post on here much any more as i never have much to say, what with FB and twitter taking my social time and work taking teh rest of it! I post when i feel the need to say something wise, whacky, or who cares?
     
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  2. JonnyMX

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    Actually, it's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

    I've got some pretty good ideas for the next round of member's awards.
    We can sex this place up a bit, maybe that would encourage people to take part?

    Let's get rid of all the old awards and have things like:

    'Devastator' for person with best put-downs that make people cry.
    'Opionator' for person who hangs on to personal beliefs despite all evidence to the contrary.
    'Ostrich' for person who posts things while apparently not reading any of the responses or taking any advice.
    'Rambo' for grizzled IT veteran who's seen it all before and sleeps with his eyes open. Zeb can have that one, and probably won't be up for much serious competition for a while.
    'Kobem' well, that's pretty much an honorary thing that speaks for itself.

    I could go on...
     
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  3. westernkings

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    What the douche have I started now... :eek:
     
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  4. JonnyMX

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    No, that's just me, don't worry.
    Ask the wife.

    I'm just glad it's been made official.
    I thought I was covering it up pretty well...

    :blink
     
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  5. JK2447
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    Ha ha I laughed out loud at the new awards. I loved the "ostrich". Reminds me of that post lately where somone (sorry if its you) said I blame advent or someone and they hadn't even been mentioned. Brilliant.

    Kobem award is also hysterical, anyone asking very specific questions making them sound exactly like home work questions or flipping out for not saying Hi when they have been away for a while get this one ha ha

    Hey Johnny, what did you ever do to Westernkings? He might as well of spat in your face with those remarks. . . . . .
     
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  6. westernkings

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    JK... You funny bastard.

    Why did you edit out your silence of the lambs remark!!!
     
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  7. JK2447
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    Ha ha I wrote it, sat down and thought hang on, that might be funny if I said it out loud but possibly a bit much on here ha ha
     
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  8. westernkings

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    I think you will find it was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to him according to his words. So there :twisted:

    I thought the that was the funniest part of the post. :D
     
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  9. JK2447
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    Ha ha just kiddin captain. Why aren't you drunk? Call yaself an Englishman abroad. . . . .
     
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  10. JonnyMX

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    Actually, I'm really impressed by how well he's got me sussed.
    You'd swear he's known me forever.
    We can be mates and hang out.

    Generally in work, poeple come to me and ask if I'll be coming to the Xmas party.
    I say 'no' and they ask why.
    So I say 'because I hate you all and it's bad enough having to work with you when I'm getting paid to do so, so I'm certainly not going to mix with you for free'.

    They chuckle and shake their heads, probably assuming I can't get a babysitter.

    I just tell the truth, well, the truth as I see it... :biggrin
     
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  11. JonnyMX

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    Ooh.
    Now we need to know what you said.
    Or I might have to eat your liver with a nice Chianti (sorry, don't like beans).

    :biggrin
     
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  12. westernkings

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    It's 20:48 JK. This isn't liverpool where we all sit in our houses getting hammered and then wonder over to the local weatherspoons to fight and get women pregnant... This is the med, I'm cultured now. :biggrin

    It was funny, but if he puts it back on, it is never going to be as funny as it would of been because of the anticipation. He was quite obviously reflecting back to a period of his childhood and recounting an event he partook in.
     
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  13. JK2447
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    Can you see me??? :eek:
     
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    You say that as if it is a bad thing. :twisted:
     
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  16. nugget
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    You can get cream for that these days mate. :twisted:
     
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