two old ladies.......

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
    when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
    end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
    Lady 1: What's that?
    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
    Lady 1: Where did you get it?
    Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and announces
    to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
    The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
    after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she
    "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
    The pharmacist fainted.
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  2. simongrahamuk
    Honorary Member

    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

    Good one! :D
  3. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

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