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two nuns.....18+ only-Do not read if offended by sexual content!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through
    Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
    traffic light.

    Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of
    the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on....that will get rid of the abomination,"

    replies Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
    clings on....and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "What shall I do now?" she shouts!

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
    the Vatican," says Sister Helen

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
    the water burns his skin, but he clings on....

    and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine!

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

    She opens the window and shouts,

    "Get the F**K off our car!"

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