two nuns.....18+ only-Do not read if offended by sexual content!!!

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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
traffic light.


Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of
the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on....that will get rid of the abomination,"

replies Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on....and continues hissing at the nuns.




"What shall I do now?" she shouts!

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Helen

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on....

and continues hissing at the nuns.


"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine!





"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.




She opens the window and shouts,



"Get the F**K off our car!"