Two ghosts

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, May 18, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died,

    1st ghost : How did you die?
    2nd ghost : I died of cold
    1st ghost : How did it feel to die of cold?

    2nd ghost : Actually I was imprisoned in a
    refrigerator. At first I shivered, then my whole body
    started to freeze, later I felt the whole
    world was dark and I died. fortunately, I died without
    much suffering.
    1st ghost : How sad for you...

    2nd ghost : How about you? how did you die?

    1st ghost : I died of heart attack.

    2nd ghost : How did you get a heart attack?

    1st ghost : I found out that my wife was having an
    affair with another man. One day, I came home from
    work and saw a pair of strange male shoes in the
    entry. I realized that the guy was in my house with my
    wife. I rushed into the bedroom, but my wife was
    alone. I had to find where that bastard was hiding. So
    I searched the toilet, ran downstairs, looked in the
    storeroom, ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe. But
    I found nothing. Because I was too tired from running,
    I got a heart attack and died.
    2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the [email protected]$tard in the
    fridge? If you had, both of us would be alive now! :gos
     
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  2. Rosy
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    Nice one Nugget! :lol:
     
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  3. AJ

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    Classic 8)
     
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  4. SimonV
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    Good one :D
     
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