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Tips for the ladies in year 2008

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, May 28, 2008.

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  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

    2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

    3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

    4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

    5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

    6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

    7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

    8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

    9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

    10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

    11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

    12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
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    WIP: Being a BILB,
  2. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

    I'm on the wodka diet. It works simple: you have to drink 2 litres of wodka every day.
    It does not work, but after two litres you really don't care...
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