Time to change the signature

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Here it is

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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."

 

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Hey Nelix,

This wouldn't be an(almost) single-handed attempt to achieve the longest post so far on CertForums, would it ???

:roll:

 

No, I just want to have a place in history for anyone who may join the forum in years to come......... , akin to a time capsule

 

It's interesting because, according to legend, smoking marijuana leads a person to get "the munchies". If you eat chocolate, assuming the same result, you can get and cure them at the same time. Of course, it becomes a problem if you've eaten chocolate then go on a drive. Imagine getting pulled over for driving under the influence of cocoa.

 

Been a while, but I remembered.......................Eventually

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If it wasn't for flashbacks I'd have no memory at all.

 

I love that remark, so much so that I've just nabbed it as my own new sig - thanks, Nelix :P

 

For a second I thought Something had gone wrong when I updated my Sig until I had another look in here

No Problem mate

 

Here's the new one, It's taking me longer and longer to think of new ones.

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How come I'm so thirsty when I drank so much last night

 

Here's the new one people

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are you sure it's not a cup holder?

 

That's a good one, Derek

 

Thanks mate

 

OK, I'm not even going to appologies for the dalay in updateing this time round

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Do you ever take swings at the open air just in case there's someone invisible there......... watching?.

 

I love it, Derek - where do you get the from ???

 

Now that would be telling and everyone would be doing it, changing there Sig I mean. It's my little trade secret, some of them I think up and others are from an internet site thingy.

If you really want to know drop me a P.M.

 

Here we go again

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You know life is good when the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have pants on.

 

Nice one Nelix.

 

It's been FAR FAR TOO long since I did this.


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Why yes, I am wearing fancy pants.

EDIT: I have just sat and read this whole thread again and still find them all funny, I hope some of the newer members appreciate them as much as the older ones did/do.

 

I for one sure appreciate it, Nelix

 

Nelix u r simply amazing!
u r unbeatable. btw from where did u get the Windows NT 1 from??
i'd like 2 have more like those....

 

To be honest I have not put alot of thought into my sig lately and I cant seem to remember were the NT one came from at the moment but I will try and remember for you.