1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Thomas the Tank Engine

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tyler D, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listneing to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you Ba****ds who want off,get the F**k off now,cause we are in a hurry!
    And all of you Ba****ds who are getting on,get the F**k on,cause we are going down the tracks".

    The horrified mother went in and told her son "We dont use language like that in this house".Now go to your room and stay there for 2 hours.When you come out you may play with your train set again but use nice language".

    Two hours later the son came out of his room and began to play with the trains.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you.We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one".

    She hears him continue, "For those of you just boarding,we ask you to stow your hand luggage under your seat,we hope you have a pleasant journey".

    As the mother begins to smile she hears him add.....

    "For those of you who are P****d off with the 2 hour delay,please see the fat B**ch in the kitchen.
    Certifications: A+,70-270
    WIP: 70-290
  2. simongrahamuk
    Honorary Member

    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

    A classic, but still raises a smile! :biggrin
  3. Boycie
    Honorary Member

    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

    that is 2 smilies for me :thumbleft
    Certifications: MCSA 2003, MCDST, A+, N+, CTT+, MCT
  4. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    Certifications: A+
    WIP: my life

Share This Page