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think this is a repeat-but here goes

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question.
    Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

    "Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

    Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

    Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No,Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
    So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

    "Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

    So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
    "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a
    Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

    "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
    "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

    "You sure, son?" says Sven.

    "Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
    "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.

    "Final answer, Sven?"

    "Final answer, Chris."

    "That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild celebrations.

    Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

    "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a sett?"

    Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham,

    But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

    LOL typical beckham style! im sure he would say that! 8)
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  3. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

    nice one,

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