Their was a girl from Leeds..

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Missy, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
    dishes were all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
    was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married an English girl, from Leeds. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
    he could see a little out of his left eye.

    Yes i'm from Leeds
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Hee hee - heard that one before, but I still like it ! :biggrin
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  3. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Good1 Missy. :)
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  4. dee1810

    dee1810 Byte Poster

    Excellent, Missy :D

    Keep 'em coming, keep 'em coming!
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