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The nun

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Mar 1, 2007.

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  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and hereplies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

    The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

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  2. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

    Yaaarrrgggghhhh !

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  3. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

    terrible but in a funny kind of way :twisted:
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  4. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    There is a NSFW version of this one - but I won't tell it because it's NSFW...
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