The Mini Skirt

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Jan 3, 2004.

  1. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
    that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
    first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to
    discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
    a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
    her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
    "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
    with you,but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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  3. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    LMAO :!: :lol:

    Stretcher for flex :!:


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