The convict

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

 

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LOL - you're on form tonight, Missy

 

Have you just bought the Big Book of Vaseline Jokes?

 

On the ball!

 

Nope, got some pic's about the Vasoline though )) but not suitable for here i think..)
missy

 

Wehey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The pic's are only cartoon's......was only kidding,...No need to feel sick moominboy )
Missy

 

Great joke Missy

 

I don't see why not.

 

wheeeww! lol at trip, nice picture!