The Australian way

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 13, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks
    into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters,
    and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know
    each other quite well.

    At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his
    place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says

    no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world
    and because she is short of funds she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing
    her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep
    with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too
    happy to agree.

    This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
    Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay
    him more attention and may be she can then skank some more cash
    out of him again.

    So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
    Australia and he tells her Melbourne. "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
    "Glen Iris" he replies
    "That's amazing..." she says, " am I - what Street?"
    "Cameo Street" he replies
    "This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?"
    He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

    "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my parents
    still live there!"

    "I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you" :yep
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  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

    He he he he he!!

    Very nice :lol:

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  3. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAA :!: :!:

    FUNNY :!:
  4. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Top Oz humour there, Nugg :clap
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