Talented Hypnotist

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    [font=Verdana,]It was opening night at the theatre and the Amazing Claude
    was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
    the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage,
    he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two
    or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance,
    I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
    beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each
    to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
    It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing
    the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch
    the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd
    became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
    followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the
    hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
    hundred pieces. "S**t!" said the hypnotist.

    It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    What can I say AJ, class.[​IMG]
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  3. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Good one AJ
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Beauty, AJ - love it :p
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