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Stupid quiz show answers

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by wizard, Nov 3, 2007.

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  1. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

    Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
    Contestant: Jool carriageway.

    Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
    Contestant: Bombay.

    Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
    Contestant: Crocodiles.
    Robinson: Wh...?
    Contestant (interrupting): Pass!

    Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
    entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
    Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.

    Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
    Contestant: (long pause) Joe?

    Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
    Contestant: William Shakespeare.

    Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
    Caller: Japan.
    Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear
    that, I can let you try again.
    Caller: Er... Mexico?

    1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
    2) A song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
    3) Name the capital of France? F
    4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
    5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
    6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
    7) What is Hitler's first name? Heil
    8] A famous Scotsman? Jock
    9) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
    10) A dangerous race? The Arabs
    11) Something that floats in a bath? Water
    12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
    13) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair
    14) A famous Royal? Mail
    15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with
    16) A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
    17) Something a cat does? Goes to the toilet
    18] Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
    19) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
    20) Something associated with pigs? The Police
    21) A sign of the Zodiac? April
    22) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
    23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
    24) Something you put on walls? A roof
    25) Something slippery? A conman
    26) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
    27) A jacket potato topping? Jam
    28] A food that can be brown or white? A potato
    29) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
    30) Something red? My sweater

    Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
    Contestant: Barcelona.
    Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
    Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in

    Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
    Contestant: India.

    Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
    Contestant: Espresso.

    Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
    Contestant: Sydney.

    Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?
    Contestant: True?
    Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV
    show, so I'll give you that.

    Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
    Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

    Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
    Contestant: Er...
    Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
    Contestant: Blimey?
    Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
    Contestant: (Silence)
    Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
    Contestant: Walked?

    Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
    Contestant: Holland?
    Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
    Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
    Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
    Contestant: No.
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  2. greenbrucelee
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    LOL :biggrin

    You always see thick people on quiz shows, Family Fortunes used to be the best for retards :)
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  3. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Ha ha.

    Did you see last week's celebrity family fortunes?
    Brian Dowling (the camp one from big brother) had to come up with a famous kind of bean.
    In a bit of a panic because baked had already been taken, he managed...

    'Er, Les?'.

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  4. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Oh, and I remeber seeing blockbuster once where the question was:

    'What L do you make in the dark, when you don't consider the consequences?'

    Being students, they answered 'Love?'.

    The actual answer was 'Leap', but to be honest, I thought their answer was better.
    Can't remember if they got a point or not.
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  5. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

    Well, some of these answers are just brilliant. The capital of France. F. After all F is a capital.
    Same for the bird with a long neck.
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  6. greenbrucelee
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  7. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    Blockbusters was and is, brilliant :)
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