stevie and tiger

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.

    Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"
    Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
    Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing,
    But I think I've got that going right now."

    Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to
    stop playing for a while and not think about it.
    Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

    Tiger says, "You play golf?"
    Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
    Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
    Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
    and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him.
    Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the
    Green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice."

    But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
    "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
    and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."

    Stevie says, " I'm a scratch golfer."

    Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
    Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
    For money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

    Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm for that, when
    would you like to play?"

    Stevie says, "Any night you like."
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Brilliant ! :biggrin
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  3. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

    hehehehe :clap
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Love it. :thumbleft
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  5. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

    I love it. Good joke, moominboy.
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  6. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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