Spooky! ;-)

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out last winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel they spent
their honeymoon 29 years before.

Because both had jobs they found it difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day . Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.

In his room there was a computer so he decided to send his wife an
e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in
her address and mis-sent the e-mail to a widow in Houston without realizing his error.

In Houston that widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister who had been called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived.

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is hot down here!

 

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another golden oldie
you really need new material matt ;)
although u do have some classics
lol

 

Its a bit hard to tell which ones are old and which are new, and i sure dont have time to go through all of the previous jokes to see!

So your have to put up with me

I'm running out of jokes anyway so you wont have to wait long!!

:roll: :P

 

Still a good one Matt.

 

Very good New one on me matt, keep em coming

 

New to me too - loved it!

 

Good one Matt. Liked it a lot.