Something for the weekend

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

    One turns to the other and says "dam"


    Two peanuts walk into a bar

    One was a salted.


    A jump-lead walks into a bar.

    The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


    A sandwich walks into a bar.

    The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."


    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and

    "A beer please, and one for the road."


    Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.

    The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.


    Two cannibals are eating a clown.

    One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


    Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.

    Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."


    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."

    That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

    "Is it common?"

    "It's not unusual."


    Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly

    "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

    "I don't believe you," said Dolly.

    "It's true, no bull!"


    A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

    The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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  2. SimonV
    Honorary Member

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Thanks Nugg, needed that.
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  3. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Too damn funny m8, some golden oldies but just Brill :biggrin :biggrin
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    WIP: Breathing in and out, but not out and in, that's just wrong
  4. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Truly Da Man 8)
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity

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