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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Dec 7, 2006.

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    " I think sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy."
    Tom Clancy

    " You know "that look" women get when they want to have sex?......me neither."
    Steve Martin

    " Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    Woody Allen

    " Sex at the age of 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
    (obviously before the Viagra) George Burns.

    " Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
    Sharon Stone.

    " Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
    Rodney Dangerfield

    " Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    Billy Crystal

    " Ah yes, Divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams

    " Clinton Lied. A man might forget where he parked his car or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    Barbara Bush

    " Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    Rod Stewart.

    " The problem is that God gave man both a brain and a penis but only enough blood to work one at a time."
    Robin Williams
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