So this actually happened to me yesterday!

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  1. Jaron78

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    Wife and I are trying for a Baby. She is a Midwife and she works really sh!tty hours which doesn't help.

    Anyway, to be safe, we have both decided to have some tests. Get a letter, please visit the clinic, make a "deposit" as it were. Wife was working yesterday so I went on my own.

    Followed the Sat Nav, parked up and walked in.

    Receptionist: Good Morning, How can I help?

    Me: Morning, I have an 13:30 appointment, (Hand over my Letter),

    Receptionist: Has a read, grins, looks at me and says....."This is the housing office, the Fertility clinic is next door".

    Me: Oh Balls

    Receptionist: Exactly!
     
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    Priceless.

    Whilst we're telling stories about our stupidity - I once called the police to report my car stolen, only to realise I'd walked home without it.
     
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    Did a similar thing when I got home blitzed from the pub – thought the car has been stolen then realised I had left it at the train station. :)
     
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    ha ha ha funny. It's horrible when you get confused after a few sherberts
     
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