Snippits from the Edinburgh fringe!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Notes_Bloke, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. Notes_Bloke

    Notes_Bloke Terabyte Poster

    Hi Guys,

    Some of the Best lines from the Edinburgh Fringe.....

    My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs. - Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon

    The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be
    sh*tting herself. - Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance

    Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people
    were given pointed sticks? - Adam Bloom at the Pleasance

    You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because
    eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you
    murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening.. Self-raising?" - Addy
    Van-Der-Borgh at the Assembly Rooms

    I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the
    obvious one was "Shout For Help". - Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert at the Tron

    Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. Turned
    out it was a bloody hoax. - Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance

    Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a
    winner and a loser at the same time. - Demetri Martin at the Assembly Rooms

    Hey - you want to feel really good looking? Go shopping at Asda. - Brendon
    Burns at the Pleasance

    If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
    then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
    trained for that. - Milton Jones at the Underbelly.

    NB :D :morebeer
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  2. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

    Man, i must've read these about a billion times by now. dont we ever have NEW edinburgh fringes to quote??????
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  3. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

    Very good Fergal, they made me smile this morning :-)
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