Snippits from the Edinburgh fringe!

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Hi Guys,

Some of the Best lines from the Edinburgh Fringe.....

My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs. - Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be
sh*tting herself. - Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance

Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people
were given pointed sticks? - Adam Bloom at the Pleasance

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because
eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you
murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening.. Self-raising?" - Addy
Van-Der-Borgh at the Assembly Rooms

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the
obvious one was "Shout For Help". - Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert at the Tron


Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. Turned
out it was a bloody hoax. - Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a
winner and a loser at the same time. - Demetri Martin at the Assembly Rooms

Hey - you want to feel really good looking? Go shopping at Asda. - Brendon
Burns at the Pleasance

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
trained for that. - Milton Jones at the Underbelly.


Cheers
NB

 

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Man, i must've read these about a billion times by now. dont we ever have NEW edinburgh fringes to quote??????

 

Very good Fergal, they made me smile this morning
Missy