Should Children Witness Childbirth?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

    The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
    Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
    3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
    first place. Smack him again.":D
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  2. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

    You'r on top form today Nugg :clap :thumbleft
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  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Reminds me of the joke about guys spending the first nine months of their lives trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying....oh nevermind. :tongue :oops:
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