Searching my own place on "Guinness"

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LOL This is too! funny.

 

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I could use a perfectly poured pint of Guinness- It is my last day at this job after all. Time to celebrate

 

Everyone leave him alone.

I'll teach him to relax 'in a gentleman's way' (against my principles) and all will be well...

 

I totally thought this thread was going to be about searching for something you lost at home like your keys after having too much to drink.

 

That would be for the Guinness!!!

 

Your 26?

What exam is the above, Microsoft or Cisco? Never heard of the subject but sounds interesting

 

CompTIA mate - girlie hand holding, ideal entry level first base stuff.
Then you get the Cisco b**b touching, and I don't want to tell you what Microsoft teaches you...

That's why I think Kobem's CCNA is bogus - I think he got it from a copy of Razzle.

 

Kobem maybe you want to use your favoured hand after all a girl answers you back using your hand never gives you any trouble

 

Actually, it is a common misconception that girlie hand holding is an entry-level task. Before you can progress into a hand-holding role, you need to first focus on the entry-level tasks of introducing yourself to a girl, making conversation with a girl, and asking a girl out on a date...

...and no farther, until you've built up a little real-world experience with these tasks.

Glad to be of assistance.

 

Rohypnol D or strike up a conversation with a girl maybe you could ask her what a network is I'm sure she could tell you.

 

You must be the only Turk boy then because I know loads of Turks who aren't shy when it comes to girls.

Now stop being such an attention seeking whore.

 

Looks like I skipped the line and went straight to the till (sic) so to speak - I just threw my mobile at the wife and said put yer number in there luv.

 

Is this so easy as you told me? Especially if you have never got even single opportunity to do that since
being nerd for years.

 

Then i ask you, what is a network consist of in real life? Could lovers form a network? Think their heart is
as the protocol and so on.

 

You always think straight. Assume you can not find your type of girl or all of them looks like slaves controlled
remotely. No emotion only having sex, one night sessions, dirty money, dirty jobs. Even none of these facts are the problem, you should be so rich to meet her needs.

 

Ok. I'm bored of this **** now. Welcome to the ignore list Kobem. I would encourage everyone else to do the same. We're only going to get rid of this annoying troll if we stop responding to him.

 

Yep added to my ignore list.

 

Yes, met and know many guys like you described! Nothing wrong with it at all! Some guys chose to be with a women, some chose not to be with a women yet others try too hard to get a women! When you start to not "care" about having a women then the female offers come flooding in! I don't know why but it must be the sublimanal "I don't care" vibe that women find attractive.

To be "complete" in life you do not need a women by your side! It is an option and if life takes you down that path then so be it...but they're also many other paths and along the way you may meet the women of your dreams! It may happen in your 20s, 30s, 40s etc but the key is not to "force" it to happen!

So don't get hung about it! Do what YOU think is right!